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[29 Jan 2008|03:09pm]

Interesting place here friend-o.
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New Community [14 Jul 2006|03:39pm]

[ mood | busy ]

For anyone who is interested

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Azumi [29 May 2006|03:21pm]

just seen Azumi and thought she was very adorable . Also theres a great male assassin wearing white and carrying a rose
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[28 May 2006|10:42pm]

Just saying hi because I joined.

Kinda funny that we appreciated lonely (fictional) killers as a group.

*insert wink*
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The Promise [11 Apr 2006|01:03am]

This movie should be a classic.
It looks like Lord of the Rings, but with asians.
Also, instead of a ring, it's a hot chick! (Cecilia Cheung)

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This veneer, no mere vestige of vanity... [28 Mar 2006|01:37pm]

[ mood | contemplative ]

A lot of people seem to have been talking about V for Vendetta, though I've heard some mixed reviews... What did you think? I really enjoyed it, especially because he is impressively articulate and that's rare in killers of his proficiency!

Oh, I've also been trying to think of a good match for him to fight... Who could take him?

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[27 Feb 2006|10:55pm]

Just see it.

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Hey, you! [01 Feb 2006|11:33am]

[ mood | ditzy ]

Are you all trying to say that you have not seen one single cool assassin film or book or game at all for months?! You're all rubbish :p

I'd like to say that I thought Layer Cake was brilliant. Especially when the Russian assassin guy calls up Daniel Craig to threaten him... (paraphrase warning!)
Daniel Craig: Hey, let's talk about it like reasonable men. How about you come over for breakfast, I'll make some orange juice...
Russian Assassin: Very civilised of you.
DC: Do you know where I live?
RA: No.
DC: Well fuck off then! *slams down phone*


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The Boondock Saints [21 Dec 2005|07:31pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

I finally got round to watching The Boondock Saints...
It is awesome!
Everyone go rent it right now!

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Zatoichi [08 Dec 2005|12:17am]

Zatoichi is pretty damn cool. Any blind dude who isn't actually blind and kills people instantly becomes super cool.
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[25 Aug 2005|01:40pm]

Finally got around to purchasing a copy of Battle Royale.

Long overdue, but I'm poor and lack the capacity for online shopping.

So, my question to all various and sundry -

Suppose this BR law, formerly only a hell of a storyline, became reality. How would you react if your class was picked? Would you take the suicide route, the batshit-looney kill-everything Kiriyama route, the Shuya-Noriko partnership route, or any of the other characters' choices? Or would you choose an entirely different strategy?

Would you kill your friends?
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Uma picspam, Part I [25 Aug 2005|07:07pm]
Uma Thurman picspam
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Save The Green Planet (2003) [10 Jul 2005|03:41pm]

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith [20 Jun 2005|12:07pm]

[ mood | satisfied ]

Hey - anybody seen the new movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith?

We saw it Friday and I have to say it was a lot funnier than I thought it would be - but maybe it's because I've been married awhile and could really really relate to the metaphor running throughout.

Anyway, lots of action, guns, explosives, knives, etc., plus a few chuckles and some pretty steamy romance.  See it with a girl you can go home with or you're going to be awfully frustrated.....;-)

It starts out kinda slow but stick with it - it'll be worth it in the end as long as you can suspend all belief of natural law and stick to your principles that all leading actors must remain beautiful throughout the film. 

Don't get a ticket on the way home from the theater. The aftereffects of this movie tend to make you drive like you're on the lam ~ ;-D


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[18 Jun 2005|03:27pm]

11 auto-accepts up for grabs.
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[03 Jun 2005|10:59am]

Having seen Sin City yesterday (it just came out in the UK), I think it qualifies discussion....

Miho kicks ass. Definitely. And would probably would take Go-Go, in my opinion.
"She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him"


Also saw the trailer for Kung-Fu Hustle, looking good. Do you think we can discuss comedic bad-asses here?
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[24 May 2005|09:30pm]

Good call ispeaknerd  I haven't seen all the films you mentioned but I guess the tigers would win every time. 


How about Miho from Sin City Vs Kill Bill's Gogo Yubari? 

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[14 Apr 2005|08:07pm]

Has anyone else seen the 80s anime movie "Dagger of Kamui"? I think it's really good. It isn't as blatantly violent as Ninja Scroll, but I think the fighting is pretty damn good. It's probably the most realistic ninja anime I've watched. Plus, the throwing "stars" are the coolest things I've ever seen animated.
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Killing Time [14 Apr 2005|02:02pm]

[ mood | calm ]

Killing Time

From IMDB:

After the mobster who murdered his partner is acquitted, semicorrupt detective
Robert Bryant hires a beautiful female assassin, Maria, to kill him. When he
discovers that he cannot afford Maria's services, Bryant is forced to hire
another assassin, Madison, to kill her. Maria survives the doublecross and sets
out to collect what's owed to her, one way or another.


My take:

I loved this film. Hot chick, lots of guns. A masturbation scene to the music stylings of Portishead. Great ending. It did go slow in a few spots, and she wasn't the best shot I have ever seen, but this was a great assassin film in it's own right. Worth a look if anyone has the notion.

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